A long long time ago, in a galaxy far away (about a year ago in London) I pwned my brother by putting a whole bunch of stuff on him and taking a picture (below). This made me feel very very happy.
He looks so upset, I love it!!
(Head: Nail Polish, Shoulder: Sky Remote Control, Arm: Misc Remote Control)
From then on I sought such happiness in other walks of life, I tried all sorts of stuff. Needless to say, none of these activities gave me the happiness and joy provided by the total w00tage of my brother. So I continued to put stuff on him, all the while taking pictures to share with others.
I showed these pictures to friends; much to their amusement (and humiliation of old bros-i-ana). There came a point when everyone wanted to see these pictures all the time, day and night. I couldn't keep up with the demand, and so .....
stuffonmymate was born. I now offer you, the iPhone user, a chance to share my happiness by giving you the ability to pwn your own mates and publicaly humiliate them right here on stuffonmymate.com.